Welcome everybody to the Creators Table podcast. I'm your host, Tyler Watson. Today, I'm joined here with Aubrey and Kyra Cohen. Give a
Auprie:little round of applause, guys. Hey, guys. Hey.
Tyler:What a joyful clapping this time.
Khira:Yeah. That was really cute, y'all. Thanks.
Auprie:All three of y'all in the room the back. Period. Yeah. No, it's like 1,000,000,000.
Khira:Whole audience.
Tyler:Okay. So today we have some really cool stories from the KSU crush account. Shout out to them. Go check them out. Go follow them.
Tyler:They have supplied us with some confessions, some crush stories. So if you're listening to this, there's a decent chance that a crush that you submitted is going to be read on our show. But first I want to like start off, like, have you guys had any big crush fails like any times where you just egg on your face?
Auprie:I mean if you do you
Khira:want to go first
Tyler:because I have a You
Auprie:look like you have something to say.
Tyler:The audio listeners, Kyro just looked absolutely appalled.
Khira:The trauma actually just seeped in. It's so I've never been in a committed relationship at all in my life. I've had many crushes and it was never reciprocated or they just don't know how to lead. Men of God, come on now. Come on now.
Khira:Y'all need it. Come on, y'all. Y'all know what y'all supposed to be doing. But no, huge crushes, lots of obsessions. High school was really, really bad.
Tyler:That's high school.
Khira:Right? If you were my friend sophomore year, you really stuck it out with me. Like, honestly, you were a real one. So sorry. Yeah.
Khira:No. Big crushes but no, they didn't work out. Mm-mm.
Auprie:I mean, for me, like, as I mentioned before, like, I had a very, I wouldn't say it's like bad but it's very like recent. I had this like small crush on this dude who was a performer as well and he was really nice, really sweet and I didn't really think much of it and I started developing feelings and again, I wasn't I wasn't trying to be weird or off putting or anything. I was just like talking to him, being, you know, kind, cordial because last thing I want to give is like obsessed because I'm nobody's fan. Period. Let's start there.
Auprie:Nobody's fan. But anyways, I got his number and we're just texting and I'm I'm just thinking, you know what? Like, I think he's, you know, I think I have a small crush on him but I, you know, I just kind of see him as little low key friend as well. I don't think any of it. And then.
Auprie:Works out. Exactly. And then I think it was near Valentine's Day where I just suddenly get a text. I suddenly get a text being like, hey, Opry. I just I had a, you know, I'm I just I could be reading this the wrong way, but I feel like you have a crush on me, and I just want to let you know, like, that I don't feel the same way.
Tyler:Dang. On Valentine's?
Auprie:I'm still holding the ball. Right? I the ball has not moved from my hand. Right? And I'm like, right, right, right.
Auprie:Okay. And so what I wish I said in that moment was, I don't have a crush on you but I was like, man, damn it. You caught me.
Tyler:Oh. No.
Auprie:Because I'm silly because I'm silly and like that but like, I would say that was that's my biggest crush fail. It's like, I I didn't even ask him out.
Khira:Like, nothing. That's wild.
Auprie:I'm gonna lie. Was still holding the fucking ball. Sorry, freaking. I was still holding the freaking ball. My bad.
Auprie:FCC, please don't get me. But, yeah.
Tyler:You know, I didn't even think about on Valentine's Day.
Auprie:It was like the day after the other day after.
Tyler:Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Auprie:Happy V Day to
Khira:Don't ever do my friends like that for real. Let me
Auprie:catch you. Me catch you with Kyra. Let me catch you with Kyra. You're done. Please.
Auprie:You're done. Done.
Tyler:Strap this dude's name.
Auprie:No, I'm kidding. Right. With an ad.
Tyler:I wonder if you'll you think you'd comment if he saw this?
Auprie:I'm not sure if he I mean, he's a very chill dude. I have nothing malicious against him. It's just crazy that it happened. Because I was thinking about it, like, maybe, like, last week in bed, I was like, Damn it. Why did I do that?
Auprie:And I have nothing malicious towards him. Don't think he's gonna comment or anything of this sort, no.
Tyler:He's too scary.
Auprie:Perhaps. No, I'm kidding. Like, start instigating. No, actually. No, like, like, he didn't do anything.
Auprie:That's dada, actually. That's dada. Like, he didn't do anything. He didn't do anything.
Tyler:Well, I'm sure we all have more terrible stories. And I'm sure the listeners do. If you have a terrible story, why don't you go like comment, it
Khira:down below.
Tyler:Maybe we'll do a subreddit and when y'all can do it.
Auprie:We reply. Yeah.
Tyler:We'll be like, we're sorry. We relate. So I'm going go through some of the ones we got here because we have a ton of confessions here to read, and I'm just gonna start with this one. Okay. So Marietta campus, because these are all KSU.
Tyler:So if you're not familiar with KSU, this is going to sound very confusing, but the Marietta campus is a freshman. He, him. Oh, my days. Let me tell y'all something. This girl I saw in the student center was gorgeous.
Tyler:Golden skin, glowing, well dressed, hardworking, like I'm overly going. That's doesn't make I was blushing for a good two hours after I saw her. I didn't even want to bother her or come off weird. Y'all know the shark culture at KSU these days. That's- that's a whole topic within itself, but she kind of reminds me of, Sweeney off of Instagram, but not really.
Tyler:I don't know if I said that correct. S o w e e n I e? Sowenie?
Auprie:O w Sowenie? I don't know who that is.
Khira:Like the rat Sowenie?
Tyler:Sowenie? Yeah. I think Sowenie.
Auprie:Oh, Sowenie. I think
Tyler:I might have said that weird. I was like, Okay.
Auprie:She was beautiful. Yeah. Was gonna say, wait,
Khira:hold on.
Auprie:If she's
Tyler:got a boyfriend, he's a lucky guy. I respect that. But anyways, if she sees this and knows it's her, that would be low key embarrassing. But like, hopefully the bros didn't see this either. This is a safe space.
Tyler:Well, I don't know if that safe space has been breached. We don't know this person. We don't know.
Khira:We don't. We don't
Auprie:know you.
Tyler:But we've shed light on your story.
Auprie:Yeah, I'm saying this is a yearner though. Like, I kind of I kind of live. I kind of live. Like, it's the the deference, the respect, like, I don't wanna be too much but also like, golden skin, urban hair, you know. Right.
Auprie:Very descriptive. Very descriptive, very poetic. Like, I kinda honestly, yeah. Like, that that's beautiful.
Khira:And we need more yearners. So, honestly, you describing how she looks, you describing how long it was that you were blushing for her.
Auprie:Mhmm. Oh. How respectful
Khira:you Never die.
Auprie:Yeah. Never die. Never die. Need more of you. Please stay alive, friends.
Tyler:Please reproduce.
Auprie:Yes. Oh. Can we say that on the pod?
Khira:Producers, can we say that on the pod? But
Tyler:I think the part that, like, is the best is, like, the fact that Okay, pointing out shark culture at KSU. Not just KSU. That's everywhere.
Khira:Oh, that's, like, worldwide actually.
Auprie:Okay. Scourge on her side.
Tyler:Mad respect that he's like props to the boyfriend, if she has one.
Auprie:Yeah. Come on, clap. Listen to me. Some respect. Some But respectful, deferential.
Tyler:I do kind of hope that that ends. So his chapter with with this this lovely seeming woman can can start.
Khira:I think it does need to end. You know what? Like, it's okay. Just just swallow the pill. I know it's a little big, but just swallow it.
Khira:You know, she's in her own world.
Tyler:He even said that she was hardworking, well dressed.
Auprie:You know, honestly, though, but I do believe, like, as much as, you know, you want to post, like, a yearner, I feel like it's also good if you're respectful and you shoot your shot. Right? Like, no one wants to be harassed for sure. Like, I don't want that. I believe nobody in this room wants that.
Auprie:But, like, I feel like low key, like, if this person sells a crush on her, like, the worst she can say is no. Right? Or the worst she can say is, I have a boyfriend. Sorry, I'm not interested.
Tyler:But if she hasn't told you you have a boyfriend, then.
Auprie:Yeah, like, just shoot your shot and see. As long as you're respectful, as as this person said in the message, you know, then, I think something could, something could go up about that. I don't know. Right.
Tyler:Maybe. I would agree because it's like, oh, to me, it's like, you know, you you either just like you wait, maybe maybe you don't have classes together next semester. You know what I mean? Maybe she was like thinking of dumping him. You know, maybe her boyfriend's kind of a dirtbag.
Khira:Maybe this is the last chapter for that relationship. Like, imagine. Yeah. And then this guy just swoops in and swoops her off her feet and then it's happily ever after.
Tyler:If you're if you're the dude watching this who submitted this, please comment.
Khira:Yeah. I'm actually invested.
Auprie:No, actually, sorry, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at Kyra. But yeah, no, please, please, please comment. Please comment.
Tyler:Please comment. I'm invested, bro. Or don't out yourself. I don't know. Maybe make an alt account?
Khira:That would? Yeah.
Tyler:So we can talk to you.
Auprie:No, I Well, yeah, yeah,
Khira:yeah, yeah. You want to know.
Auprie:Lucky I do. I'm on a nosy hike. I want to I want to know what you are. I'm a nosy.
Tyler:You guys ready for another story?
Khira:Oh, yeah.
Tyler:Alright. So this is Marietta freshman, Hithey. Okay.
Auprie:Okay.
Tyler:Okay. Have plenty of doodles this time and editor will get you these. So message me, but cut this out. Don't cut the part of me talking anyways. Okay.
Tyler:Have plenty of doodles this time. I swear pretty good people are everywhere recently, or pretty people are everywhere recently. I've begun giving people emoji nicknames since I obviously don't know their actual names to make it easier to see who I'm talking about. So there's like emojis in this, so I'm going to say, so there's leaf cloud and bat. So I'll just try to, my best to label them for you guys.
Tyler:We're by the boba shop. When I went a few times, I didn't see leaf's face very well, but I noticed their milk bottle key chain and I thought it was funny. I've passed Cloud a couple times around campus before, but Bat is a totally new person to see. Cookie sits behind me and this is so weird to read.
Khira:Actually, yeah. I'm actually- Cookie.
Auprie:See see a a -Who's cookie? What do
Tyler:you mean? -Cookie. Cookie sits behind me. Okay. This feels like you're living in a lake where there's like NPCs.
Khira:-Yeah. -And
Tyler:they're just always there.
Khira:That's literally what this is giving.
Tyler:Like, who's Cookie? Who's Cookie? Who's Cookie? Guess Cookie is like the nickname given an emoji, but they didn't say Cookie.
Auprie:Like, because like they attributed, like, the crushes to, like, the emojis, but who's
Khira:Amut. Oh, see, I need to know who Cookie
Auprie:is now for real. That's the main part of the story.
Tyler:Do you think we'll be able to go out and be like, that's Cookie?
Khira:I feel like I could, honestly. Honestly.
Tyler:Because these are really random emojis for it to not have any significance.
Auprie:Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Tyler:Like leaf, cloud, bat, and cookie. And I don't even know what that one is.
Auprie:Don't know. I look like. It's like,
Tyler:I think it's a a blueberry, but flipped upside down.
Khira:It's a flower.
Tyler:Is it a flower?
Khira:Yes, girl. It's a flower.
Auprie:Oh, it doesn't look like a
Tyler:it doesn't look like your stereotypical flower, though.
Khira:Uh-huh. That's cool, though.
Auprie:Like, yeah.
Tyler:I didn't know emojis had that. But, Cookie sits behind me in my economy or economy class. And I think, why did I say this? We're like economy class. And I think that her hair in general style is very sweet, both in energy and aesthetics.
Tyler:And I saw Flower on the bus and thought their makeup was very pretty. I think all of you are so beautiful and unique in your own ways. And I hope if that if any of you see this, you have a wonderful day. So not really even a crush, more of just like a-
Khira:Just like an admiration.
Auprie:Just just a nice sentiment. That is really sweet though. That's just- was really kind. That's just
Tyler:such a wholesome little- little thing to be doing. And then there's, editor, please put the images on screen because there's some really good doodles here, actually. I can't imagine actually just okay, the part that I think is crazy. So, this person sees these people so often to give them emoji nicknames and then also make doodles of them.
Auprie:That's actually, no, that's sincere though. As I said, like, like. Effort. The effort. Yearning.
Auprie:Wow. Bring back yearning.
Tyler:What if you discovered one of these was you? I don't think one of these is. I mean
Auprie:the drawings aren't ugly so I wouldn't be offended. You know like.
Tyler:Yeah I mean. Yeah I'll show you.
Auprie:Oh that's cute. That's cute. I like that. I like that. I live.
Auprie:I live. Oh my god. It's like
Khira:the emojis do have meaning. Yes. Oh my god. It's like the same.
Tyler:And they're like OCs. Yeah.
Auprie:Actually. Yeah. Taking it. Taking it. Just everyone wrap it up.
Auprie:Go on.
Tyler:Wrap it up. Pack it
Auprie:up, Belle. This one wins.
Tyler:Ready for the next one?
Auprie:Yes.
Tyler:Okay. This one, I already read like the first a little bit and it's very funny. Well, not funny. It's just like kind of ironic in certain parts. So, both campuses sophomore does not specify pronouns.
Tyler:I was chilling with my friends at the Marietta Game Room late at night and I saw this super adorable girl playing Fortnite on one of the gaming PCs, she was playing as Hatsune Miku, which what a Yeah. What an amazing way to stumble upon somebody. If that is your, like, how I met your mother story, you were playing Katsuki on Fortnite in the Marietta campus. Somebody's going to comment like Marietta Stension here because of the game room. I already know that's going to happen.
Tyler:But anyways, it seemed like she had a friend sitting next to her also playing on a gaming PC. She was playing Minecraft, and it also seemed like she was on a video call, not to mention she was very focused on Fortnite. So I didn't want to disturb her, but I just couldn't take my eyes off of her. And I would have gone up to her if I had the opportunity to do so. I hope she see this because I would love to meet her and get to know her and I would love to play Fortnite with her.
Auprie:Another endearing one.
Khira:We love a Fortnite day.
Auprie:They run duos together and then they place like 38. You know, like it's.
Khira:Yes. Like, you don't gotta place number one. It's okay because y'all together.
Auprie:Y'all number one each other's hearts.
Khira:Yes. That's all that matters.
Tyler:So, you guys are fully into the Fortnite romance?
Auprie:Actually, yes. Yes. Actually. Yeah. They get matching skins in the shop.
Auprie:Oh, my god. Would be so that would be so cute.
Tyler:I'm I'm struggling to get myself wrapped around to it because I'm like, no. But you know what? You know what? I can respect it.
Auprie:Mhmm. Period.
Tyler:Yeah. But the how you met your mother story, is Fortnite gonna be still, like, popular?
Khira:Am I just
Auprie:mean, I hope. But you could also be like, I played this one video game with your mother. It's no longer active, you know?
Tyler:Well, it's like you give that voice.
Khira:Like, back in the day, we have Fortnite y'all. Y'all don't even know what that's about.
Auprie:We had to watch ten, zero miles to get to class but we had Fortnite.
Tyler:Right. We had Fortnite. Yes. Oh my gosh. That I don't know if I'd want that.
Tyler:You know what? If that's my story, you know what? Fine.
Auprie:Mhmm. Fine. Fine. Okay. Whatever.
Auprie:That's okay.
Tyler:You know, what is your ideal how you like, what is the the craziest way you would want to meet somebody to tell them this is how we met each other? Like, to me, would have to be something like some really obscure location, you know?
Auprie:I mean, yeah, I definitely like, I've definitely had weird meet cutes but I'd say like the craziest one that I can think of that's like never happened like just like based off like my pure imagination is, like, bumping into someone in, like, the Paris subway. And, like, you find this person to be, like, really cute or whatever. But, like, they're getting on the train, you're getting off. Right? And, like, you'll, like, touch hands on the on the glass window as, like, the door is closing.
Auprie:And then it's about to go off. And And then you like chase after the train and you go through like all the arondissements of like, where is my love? And then you guys meet at the Eiffel Tower and y'all kiss and like that.
Khira:Wow. Okay, Ross. Comes. Man.
Auprie:Just can't I'll put that
Khira:on the spot Oh, yes. It's giving scriptwriter. It's giving screenwriter.
Auprie:Yeah. Like, go on. Kiss where you at? Hire me.
Khira:Hire me. Hire Kiss plus
Tyler:That's great. That's actually fantastic. I mean, that was really well. You were like, oh, the only way I can think of and then just like this extremely thought out.
Khira:That was fire.
Auprie:Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
Khira:I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little, like, nerdy now. I don't know what's happening, but, like, I love FNAF. I love digital amazing circus. Yes.
Khira:Don't get me started. Okay. So, like, I
Auprie:love FOP NEED.
Khira:But, no, if I was at some, like I don't do cosplay, but I think it would be really cool, like, one day if I tried it and I was like, you know what? I'm a I'm a be this character. I'm a go to a cosplay convention. Right? And I see someone that is giving, like, my man.
Khira:And I see him, and we, like, bump into each other, and we, like, nerd out over, like, theories and, like, like, conspiracies about our favorite shows and games. And then we just, like, spend the rest of the day together, and they were like, let's get our number. And then we end up getting married. Like, I actually I think that's actually fire. Like, honestly, respecting y'all cosplayers because y'all have such a wonderful life.
Khira:Honestly, I love y'all down.
Auprie:It's a wow. Giving someone who's my man like
Khira:Like, I need to just look at you and be like, oh, Prince Naveen, that's you. Come here. Come here. Here.
Auprie:Get W's in the chat for that comment.
Tyler:W, yeah, W's in the chat
Auprie:for that comment. That comment. That was that was real.
Tyler:Was real. Y'all ready? Yes.
Auprie:Another one? Yes.
Tyler:Okay. I'm okay. Let's see. I saw some pretty cool people while heading to the Kennesaw Campus on the Bob which I don't I feel like meeting somebody on the Bob just feel like meeting somebody in the bathroom. Yeah, in hell.
Tyler:Just meeting
Auprie:somebody in
Tyler:hell. Like my mood is already brought down because I'm on the Bob.
Auprie:That's what saying. It's just so cramped in there. I'm like, get please back off.
Tyler:How could you associate love and Bob
Khira:You can't.
Tyler:At the same time. Like, they can't.
Khira:They're lying. They just wanted some clout for me. I'm I'm
Tyler:totally You didn't find love on the Bob.
Khira:Right. I'm so sorry. Like
Tyler:I doodled them while we were being or while we were being driven. I also saw another person on the same day while waiting to get Boba and I drew them too. Hope you know that you are beautiful. Is this the same person?
Auprie:Wait, I regret it now. I regret. Yeah, that was actually kind of mean to me. I'm sorry. That I'm that I'm really bad.
Auprie:Like, that.
Khira:Because that's so sweet.
Auprie:What? Oh, the room. Check. Wait. Hold on.
Auprie:Check the photos. Hold on.
Tyler:Check em. Check em. We have time.
Auprie:Oh, I feel worser. Oh, I feel worser. Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh, never mind.
Auprie:You are so full of love and life and you deserve to be celebrated. Bodies. Oh my god. And their gorge. Wait, that's my friend.
Khira:You're lying.
Auprie:I'm I'm literally not lying.
Khira:You're literally.
Auprie:I'm literally not lying. I know this That is literally my friend. What? This person right here.
Tyler:This one right here. That is really We got my stupid.
Khira:Live. Get at him.
Tyler:That's stupid.
Auprie:For real. Oh. Oh. That is that is so my that is so my friend. I've seen them wear that outfit multiple times.
Auprie:And you
Khira:can like actually make this a thing. Like do you understand that?
Auprie:I have I have the power.
Khira:That's you. Oh. Oh.
Auprie:It's be
Khira:them because it's married and a freshman he they for both.
Auprie:Oh my god. My friend like goes to mirror to campus like class.
Tyler:Oh. Well, well, well. Well, well,
Auprie:How the matchmaker? How the turns have
Tyler:changed? You have, you now have information. You have information.
Auprie:At me, it's Opry on all socials to come find me and if you want this information, I got you. Just slide me a five under the door. Thank you.
Khira:A 20, a 100 deserves more. Yeah.
Tyler:Bigger bucks here. I got an next one though. I I found there was one I read that I had to do and I felt like- and I went back. So you do not recommend this one? But I have to because it- how I'm gonna read it's gonna be funny.
Tyler:Okay, but this- here's the one I got. You guys ready? Marietta campus. All the Marietta people are just learning.
Auprie:Yeah, there's- Hey, Hey, Marietta.
Tyler:Marietta campus is where you find love, apparently.
Auprie:Yep.
Tyler:Freshman sheher. There's an RA. There's an RA on my floor that is so hot. The hot emoji. She low key might have mentioned needing a green card.
Tyler:Girl, I will commit marriage fraud with you while it's still legal for goals in America. America flag. Three exclamation points. Wow. To That's just the first half.
Tyler:Put my glasses on for that one. Let's pick that apart. I will commit marriage fraud with you while it's still legal for Goral
Auprie:to earn So wait. Yearning. You're I mean
Tyler:She mentioned not have needing a green card.
Auprie:I mean, okay, the biggest to me is not the marriage fraud but having the crush on the RA period. Like,
Khira:that's what
Auprie:I thought. That is a mentor. That is someone who is older than you. Like, I get it. I get it.
Auprie:But like, as time has told in the past, as a freshman. As I'm saying, as I've been a freshman before, as we all have been.
Tyler:Looking at that already.
Auprie:We've known the people. It typically doesn't really end well or start well. So, I would say like the yearning is there. Like, yes. Like, clap for the.
Auprie:Yeah.
Tyler:Of course.
Auprie:Once again. Know what? Yeah. But I do also feel that we do need to like get off the delusional medication for a second. And just, like, let's think about it for a second.
Auprie:Let's just think about it for a second, like, realistically, like, would this work? Like, like, if if your campus coordinator saw this, would they be like, You know what?
Khira:Yeah. That's how you get them aligned. That's right. Let's really think about it, y'all. I know the rose colored glasses are on.
Khira:You just got here. You're like, Oh, he's cute.
Auprie:Cute. He's cute. Yeah.
Khira:Okay. I'm
Auprie:I'm going
Khira:let y'all know.
Auprie:Yeah. That CC come come knocking. Yes. Hey. Hey.
Auprie:So, we do gotta bust something real quick. Yeah.
Tyler:Yeah. I mean, oh, man. You want to hear the rest? There's more.
Khira:Oh, there's more.
Tyler:Oh, there's more. Girl in all caps. Girl, I would be able to fry bacon on you from how hot you are. Flame emoji. I keep staring at her when I see her on campus.
Tyler:I just can't help it. She's so hot. I emoji. I want to find out when she is on call so I can lock myself out of my dorm just so she will say hi to me. Heart emoji.
Tyler:She literally is the only reason I haven't flung myself from the roof of the building, low key. Wow. Don't know if we could keep in that last part. We'll think of that. Is like almost unhealthy.
Tyler:This is starting to feel a little bit unhealthy.
Auprie:It is unhealthy. Let's bring back diaries, you guys.
Tyler:Hope she listens.
Auprie:I I hope you're okay. I mean. Me too. Oh my gosh. Like, I hope I hope you're good.
Auprie:But Oh my gosh. I will say like the similes are there, the metaphors.
Tyler:Yeah. Sweet.
Auprie:I'll fry bacon on that bot because you hot like maybe that would work on me. I don't know. I mean, that last one is probably not.
Tyler:Okay, yeah. Let me put you guys in a situation, okay? Somebody comes up to you that you're like, hey, I've had a crush on you for a long time. I really like you. You're like so hot and like literally, I would throw myself off the roof of this building if you said yes.
Auprie:Depends who it is, Loke, at this point.
Tyler:Depends who
Khira:it is. That's right.
Auprie:Depends who it is. That's right. Like if it's if it's like my celebrity crush.
Tyler:You get over like.
Auprie:Do it.
Tyler:That's weird but.
Auprie:Do it. You won't. Do it. Do it. You won't.
Auprie:But if it's like a person that I am not physically attracted to or like do not know that well and I still am like about. I'd be like, hey, so I appreciate the sentiment.
Tyler:No. What is that? A little psycho.
Khira:Honestly, me personally, I'd be like, this isn't like you. No. You don't have to jump. No. It's okay.
Khira:Like, no. Don't hurt yourself. Like, I'm right here. Like, we can just talk about
Tyler:There are easier ways to say you like somebody.
Khira:Them to the stairs. We're gonna go down.
Auprie:Oh, we're roof as this
Khira:Oh, yeah. We're on the roof, baby. They're on the cliff. For real.
Tyler:No. Actually, better better thing. You're at the bottom of the building. She's at the top. God.
Tyler:This is awful. She you're at the bottom. She's the top. She's like, if you I will I will fling myself off. You say yes.
Tyler:Woah.
Auprie:I'm calling the police first.
Khira:Stop saying it.
Auprie:For real. Hey. So we do need to get down. Oh, really?
Tyler:Let's go. We can't go on a date if your legs are broken. Well, I I guess we can. Will be broken. That's
Khira:There'll be a paste on the brown.
Auprie:Yeah. Paste on the ground. Honestly,
Khira:no. That didn't make me feel better. We finna
Auprie:I mean, that didn't make me feel better.
Khira:And even if I say no, they're gonna jump off the roof because they're gonna be upset.
Tyler:Yeah. This is a lose lose situation here.
Khira:I'm just saying I can't do this. I don't know my answer. This is
Auprie:This is like this is like that like trolley situation where it's like if you want to like get rid of one person or three people, like which one is it?
Tyler:Speed round. Last one we got. Yes. The very last one. Kennesaw.
Tyler:Kennesaw campus. Hello, there are people who are getting in love in campus.
Khira:Shout out Kennesaw.
Tyler:Sophomore hehim. There's this tall girl with glasses I see at the radioradio station events. She has different hair a lot, but I think it's red slash purple right now. Her outfits are all are always so hot and she has just this way of carrying herself and it drives me crazy. I see her around campus all the time at the gym, at the museum, sometimes in the commons.
Tyler:I don't know who she is or what her name is, but she's so bad. I have a weakness for tall women. Do not judge me.
Khira:First of all, I'm a stallion, so you know what's up. That's where it's at. Honestly, I think you should just come over by the radio station if you see some people
Tyler:Link or by the door? Shot. Yes. But not like a creep.
Khira:But Yeah. No. Don't be creepy. Please don't be creepy.
Auprie:And honestly, I understand the sentiment. Like, I'm gay, but like, come on. The material is there like. Like, come on. Like, like.
Tyler:Before we, do you want to be outed as this person or no?
Khira:Sure. I don't care.
Tyler:Okay. Well, let me I'm I'm gonna bring you in a second. Alright, let me figure out the best way to segue into this. The one thing I noticed about this is first off, it's like very like great at the compliments here.
Auprie:Yeah, know like yearning yearning once again yearning points. Points I for your
Tyler:love that these aren't just like this person's smoking hot body. I would love to be with know, it's
Auprie:like I'm
Tyler:just like, they're so endearing and not like, like, just objectifying and just like, hellosexual. They're just kind of like really sweet. Yes. Besides the one before was a little Oh,
Khira:yeah. That one was a Well, she was young.
Tyler:She was young. She's learning.
Khira:And lust.
Tyler:That was actually, that was, that was in September. So, that was like. Wow. We just got here. Oh.
Tyler:I would love
Auprie:to revisit that. I wonder where this person is now.
Khira:Where did
Tyler:that go? Is my heart still here? Hey. Now, I have some inside scoop on this story because the person I actually had going through these stories is actually a part of our team and is in our do you wanna you wanna come say hi? Come come on come in front of the camera.
Tyler:Come behind come behind them. 321
Khira:I don't know. Hi, I guess. I don't date younger men, but you seem sweet. You seem else am I sweet?
Tyler:Hey. That's good. That's good. Thank you for the compliment now.
Khira:You can find some tall baddies, find some stallions for you. They're out there.
Tyler:Okay. Alright. Thank you.
Auprie:And the out the music outro is Outrageous.
Tyler:I feel really bad now because that's it. That's all we got, We're gonna have
Auprie:to do
Tyler:this again. Was a ton of fun. This really was.
Khira:That was so cool.
Tyler:Really? Honestly. All right, guys. That's all we have for you guys today. If you enjoy this episode, please go, follow the Creators Table.
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Tyler:Goodbye.